Monday, September 29, 2008

The story of a Jellybaby.

Well once upon a time, in a supermarket, yes that's right, a supermarket, called New World actually ( or rather it was just called New World,), there was a jellybaby.

The jellybaby lived in a case full of friends and he had a good life staring out through cool plastic wondering what the funny people were doing.

Until one day a giant SCOOP came in a nd picked him right up and he was put in a clear plastic bag with a whole lot of very scary lollys (especially the eskimo). Then they were moving all around the place, and out of the supermarket, after a brief stop at the counter, and the bag was swaying and very soon the jellybaby felt seasick. Or rather it felt bagsick. Whatever.

Then it stopped and the jellybaby was taken out into fresh air, and he was just admiring the vies when SNAP! a bright camera flash errupted in his eyes. The Jellybaby thought he'd gone blind but he hadn't really he was just a bit of a drama queen that's all. And for the record, he didn't have any eyes either which kind of makes it hard to go blind.


Then to his horror, a head loomed in, and this is the scary part,


HIS HEAD WAS BITTEN OFF!


and I'm afraid to say the rest of him followed.




Jordan

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol it is AWSUM!!! I love it! You should get it published & make your fortune
:-)
xoMe

Anonymous said...

ps and buy lots of jellybabies and set them all free

to swim in your stomach acid & enhance your bulging muscles

:-)

beka said...

ha. this is intense. you rock town jord! our lollies are always special. you don't know how many pictures i've taken of lollies...
really.